From the recording Telling Tales
Lyrics
Old miss Pam went to Amsterdam,
She didn't like to fly but she loved get high.
She bought a lot and brought a lot,
She ate at least 50 bags.
In every bag was grade "A" smack,
She was going to sell, and get some for her as well.
She grabbed her hat, took the next flight back,
And started to sell this shit.
Old Miss Pam, how do you feel tonight?
Old Miss Pam, I hope you feel alright.
Everyone could carry on having fun with her,
Even the good sir.
He paid alot, got laid alot,
He even got to do miss Pam.
Then one night she booked another flight,
But this time around her luck was gone.
She bought a lot and she got caught,
Now she's in a little cell (and will be there for a long time).